what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back
oh yeah
imagination
(Source: knucklepuckyou)
OH MY GOD I AM CYING RIGHT NOW
MY BROTHER DIDNT HAVE ANY CLASSES TODAY AND HE WAS BORED AND HE KEPT TEXTING ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL AND I WAS GIVING HIM ATTITUDE AND SASS TELLING HIM TO LEAVE ME ALONE AND HE WAS LIKE OH FINE THEN
AND I JUST GOT HOME AND FOUND THESE IN THE HALLWAY
I AM 5000% DONE WITH MY FAMILY OMFG
(Source: unsuccessfulmetalbenders)
I spy with my little eye a deep emotional issue that will probably develop into a drinking problem in my near future
- *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
- *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
- *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
- *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
- *messes up a doodle*: well there goes my chances as an artist
- Group of people: *laughs*
- Me: OMG theyre laughing aT ME .
Reblog If You Grew Up With This
a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:
NOT this:
(Source: huntingtonbeachbabe)
